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once, I went for coffee with this guy and we decided to go to the park with our drinks. On the walk there 2 guys dressed as mario and luigi drove by in a fourwheeler and started whistling at us because we were holding hands. Turns out the people dressed up as mario and luigi were his parents. They wanted to make sure we were ‘being safe’ Our relationship didn’t last much longer after that…
while eating dinner one night, my date told me i was going to eat the placenta of our child after it was born.
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