February 2012
17 posts
1 tag
Me: I'm so blessed to have you. I'm so-
Cynthia: You're privileged.
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These are the people I talk to..
Arvin: HEY GUYS LOOK AT MY TATTOO! VERY MANLY..
*shows rainbow baby tiger removable tattoo*
Alphie: OH MY GOD THATS SO GREAT!
Arvin: Yeahhh... RAWR.
Cynthia: Ew.
Alphie: Though I can hardly see it under all that manly chest hair..
Arvin: RIGHT?!
Cynthia: Ew.
a poem by rhymezone.com
wooskie:
roses are red violets are blue
January 2012
37 posts
helldate:
once, I went for coffee with this guy and we decided to go to the park with our drinks. On the walk there 2 guys dressed as mario and luigi drove by in a fourwheeler and started whistling at us because we were holding hands. Turns out the people dressed up as mario and luigi were his parents. They wanted to make sure we were ‘being safe’ Our relationship didn’t last much longer after...
helldate:
while eating dinner one night, my date told me i was going to eat the placenta of our child after it was born.
Watchcback:
fuckintiaranguyen:
wtf-boom:
evee-m:
allanturtle:
omfgitsalyssa:
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucking L! I’m literally dying right now.
LOL SHE THREW UP!
Ewwww wtfff
LOL THATS NASTY
PWAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
LOOOOL
doood jon we put hella on our spoons!
america to china: can i pay you in trident layers
